It's Spooky. It's Scary.
It's the Halloween Riddle Contest!

Great prizes awarded based on the number of correct riddles solved
This contest ends when the prizes are gone

1. What instruments do skeletons play?
2. What's a good gift for a baby ghost?
3. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
4. What do skeletons order at a restaurant?
5. Why did the witch stay in the hotel?
6. What is a vampire's favorite pet?
7. What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a genie?
8. Why did the vampire eat a light bulb?
9. What's a favorite game of werewolves?
10. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
11. What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
12. What is the witch's favorite school subject?
13. Why don't skeletons like parties?
14. How do you repair a broken jack-o-lantern?
15. What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by its circumference?

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