Twig Log 2002

This web page chronicles the year of Mark Terwilliger (twig). Surely one page cannot capture all of the amazing and extraordinary activites of his life. Only the highlights have been recorded here.

1/03/2002
Twig was notified by an immediate member of his family that the pipes connecting his kitchen sink were leaking water profusely.
1/12/2002

Twig buys his very own pipe wrench at K-Mart.

1/15/2002
After 11 and 1/2 years at LSSU, Twig gets a new faculty ID card. Before obtaining the new ID card, though, Twig had to report to the Human Resource office to verify that he was an LSSU employee. Twig is later notified that this card allows him to check out library books, get discounts at the Campus Shoppe, and operate large farming equipment.
1/19/2002
Twig goes to Parker's True Value Hardware and gets some replacement pipes for the kitchen sink. The guy helping him (Twig believes his name was Alan or Bob or something like that) was extremely helpful.
1/21/2002
The Pittsburgh Steelers gain momentum by beating the Baltimore Ravens 27-10 in the AFC Divisional Playoffs. After over 30 painful years as a Detroit Lions fan, Twig decides to jump on the bandwagon of the happening Steelers (Terrible Towel compliments of Jerry Stephens).
1/27/2002
The New England Patriots defeat the Pittsburgh Steelers 24-17 in the AFC Championship game. Twig jumps off of the Steeler bandwagon. Twig sells his Terrible Towel on eBay for $1.25 (plus $14.95 shipping and handling).
2/10/2002
Twig replaces faulty kitchen sink pipes. To his surprise, they actually work without leaking now.
2/25/2002
Twig makes a major purchase on Ebay. For only $10.00, you will simply be amazed at this remarkable bargain.
3/01/2002
Twig's city league basketball team wraps up second place in the Sault Ste. Marie Men's League. The team, sponsored by "Pickford O'Connors Chrysler Plymouth Dodge - Dodge Trucks and Jeeps" (that was tough to fit on our jerseys), finished the regular season with an 11-3 record. For stats and video highlights, visit NBA.com or ESPN.
3/17/2002
Twig created a GIANT snowboarding hill in his front yard. Check out all of the thrilling action.
4/02/2002
An autographed Detroit Pistons ballcap is given to Twig. A special thanks to LSSU Assistant Women s Basketball Coach Jamie Pewinski for getting Twig this cool hat. The autographs on the cap (L to R) are Ben Wallace, Jon Barry, Jerry Stackhouse, and Brian Cardinal.
5/11/2002
Molly joins the Twig household. Come back soon for whacky dog tales.
5/12/2002
Jesse ruled the Twig household for over ten years. With Molly's arrival, you can tell from the picture, those days are over.
6/25/2002
The innovative and intense goldfish-training program created by Twig himself now enters its seventh month. In less than a half year, Twig's goldfish have already mastered the commands "swim", "eat", "up", "down", and "stay", among others. Even more remarkable than learning these tricks, the fish are actually still alive. Do NOT try this yourself. Twig is a trained professional.
7/05/2002
Twig visits his niece Emily. Click on Emily's head to see more pictures.
7/15/2002
Twig luanches his new misspelt signs web siet.
8/01/2002
The second major Ebay purchase of the year was made by Twig. This Wayne "Twig" Terwilliger bobblehead doll is one of only 3,000 made and given away by the St. Paul Saints on July 9, 2002. Wayne Terwilliger spent the past 53 years in a baseball journey that began with the Chicago Cubs in 1949. He's played with Roger Maris, Willie Mays and Jackie Robinson, among others, and at 76-years-old this Twig is showing no signs of quitting any time soon. Check out Saints Baseball for more details.
8/18/2002
Adam and Luke make their fishing debut. Although the actual fish caught were too large to appear on this web site, feel free to check out the fishermen in action. By the way, Twig promised the boys two years ago that they couldn't go fishing until they learned how to swim. When Luke swam a lap by himself this summer, he promptly said, "You have to take us fishing now."
8/28/2002
Twig hosts a barbeque for LSSU Mathematics and Computer Science faculty. In addition to welcoming new faculty (George Voutsadakis and Scott Lewis), a special recognition was made to Evan Schemm for the completion of his PhD requirements. The BBQ is an event that Twig hosts every palindromic year (the year reads the same backwards as it does forwards - 2002). Twig is already planning for his next barbeque (tentatively scheduled for August 23, 2112).
9/5/2002
Twig's family begins harvesting the many crops from his garden.
9/23/2002
Twig goes to MobiCom (Conference on mobile/wireless computing) in Atlanta. Twig's hotel is located in a rough neighborhood so he picked up this laser gun (complete with on-board computer system, city maps, and a GPS unit).
9/28/2002
Twig brings home Atlanta Braves merchandise for the whole family. The Braves are #1. We love the Braves. The Braves will go all the way!
10/7/2002
The Braves lose in the first round of the playoffs.
11/2/2002
Twig's feet have completely thawed out from Halloween trick-or-treating in sub-zero temperatures.
12/1/2002
Twig's certificate from the Free Press marathon finally arrives in the mail. Twig's goal for this marathon was to live to tell about it.
12/16/2002
Twig gets knocked unconscious

 


If you have questions or comments about this page, please contact Professor Mark Terwilliger at mterwilliger@gw.lssu.edu.